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This is part 2 of a 2 part series about Rachael Ray. The first part gave a brief biography and details of her shows. Then the article attempted to determine the elements that make her shows so awful. In this post, I will be discussing Rachael Ray’s clothing and hairstyle. With so many people working to make Rachael Ray look good, why does she still look positively ghastly?

Besides having the most unenjoyable cooking show on the Food Network, Rachael Ray also takes honors for being the worst dressed. When I’m looking for fashion tips, I don’t turn to the Food Network, but come on! Ms. Ray is on TV which means she is supposed to try and look her best.

Instead, she wears clothes that are bunched up at the breasts. This makes her boobs look smaller than they actually are. She also wears pants that accentuate her butt. I’m sorry Ms. Ray, but your butt does not need to be emphasized. Rachael Ray is only standing up because the production assistants can’t find the last chair she sat on.

Okay, Okay, that was wrong although I’m sure Ms. Ray can take criticism. If she wasn’t rich and famous I wouldn’t poke fun at her appearance. But she has hairstylists, makeup artists, and wardrobe personnel on set! Where did she find her assistants? In the Wal-Mart parking lot?

Her hair and makeup are boring and make her like a 1980s housewife. Maybe that is the look she is going for. Maybe that is her target audience, but once again COME ON! She is a celebrity and she needs to look like one. Besides, the Barefoot Contessa already does homely. How many homely looking cooks do we need to watch?

Doesn’t Rachael Ray ever wonder why she can’t land a real rock star boyfriend? Instead, she is the 40-year old sugarmomma to a washed-up, wannabe rock star in a band appropriately named The Cringe. Ray can’t even land a talented, good looking unknown musician. Could this be because even most poor people would embarrassed to be with Ray?

I have seen Rachael Ray in a swimsuit, and she attempted to be sexy for some FSM pictures in 2005. Besides having a hefty butt and meager breasts, she is not the ugliest dog in the pound. Ray could easily be considered at least average looking, if she didn’t wear clothes that accentuated her worst qualities.